34: Nidoking
Look at this mammoth of manliness! The only thing that could make this pokemon any more manly would be a giant penis on it’s forehead. OH WAIT A SECOND IT HAS THAT TOO.
Nidoking, you do indeed deserve your title as “King.” You so manly, my penis is growing just looking at you. And so are all my followers’ penis (yes even the female followers).
